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25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question, "Why aren't you married yet?"

1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
5. Because I just love hearing that question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something to live for.
8. My fiancé is waiting her/his parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. Scotland.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion pound trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar in my town.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo
doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been
considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for single mothers) Because having a husband and a
child would be redundant.

UK Marriage Encounter Site Worldwide Marriage Encounter

Other UK Marriage Organisations
Promoting Marriage - listing of UK based marriage enrichment organisations with contact details
Marriage Resource - local branches around the UK; also National Marriage Week information
Care for the Family - resources for marriage and family life; also councelling services
Directory of UK Marriage Support Services - published by Lord Chancellor's Department
Marriage Care - support and councelling for marriages

International Marriage Encounter Sites
World Wide Marriage Encounter
Engaged Encounter
Marriage Encounter in Europe - map of European activity
Marriage Encounter in Germany - German language
Marriage Encounter Belgium and Switzerland - in English language
Marriage Encounter Norway - in Norwegian language

Episcopal (Anglican) Marriage Encounter
Baptist Marriage Encounter
United Church of Canada Worldwide Marriage Encounter
Jewish Marriage Encounter
Lutheran Marriage Encounter
National Marriage Encounter
Presbyterian Mrriage Encounter
Assembly of God Marriage Encounter
WME-L: Worldwide Marriage Encounter Discussion

Other interesting sites
One-plus-one - Research and statistics on marriage and relationships in UK
Wedding Services - UK - County by county guide to all your requirements for arranging a wedding
Premier Radio Web Guide - Guide to Christian organisations nationally
Skills for living
Couples Place
Virtual Flowers
Marriage Quiz
Romantic Ideas

Some Wedding Photographs

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