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Wedding Advice to Ignore
From the Engaged Couples Mailing List at :
http://www.ultimatewedding.com/

1. You MUST...(fill in the blank).
2. You cannot use black as a color.
3. Black and White weddings look awful in pictures.
4. You must follow tradition.
5. You have to make everyone happy.
6. You must wear white
7. You must wear a veil
8. You must serve booze
9. You must have dancing
10.You must have a male relative 'give you away'
11.You must have white cake with white frosting
12.You must have attendants
13. You cannot not invite who your Mother-In-Law wants!
14. It's not really a wedding if you (or unless you)..........."
15. You have to wait until the oldest is married first.
16. You have to have a long engagment
17. You can't be married the same year as another sibling
18. You have to have all the people who ever asked you to be in their
wedding in yours - no matter how large it becomes.
19. You have to invite _________!
20. Do what will make your mother happy!
21. You have to follow ettiquite by the book.
22. You must attend a bridal show.
23. Don't include you're fiancee in the wedding plans- this is *your*
wedding after all.
24. You must go to Relate.
25. Don't let the groom go with you for your dress, but make sure you
go with him for his tux.

  26. You have to do everything just like (.....fill in older cousin's
name here) did. It was so nice!
27. You must have kids there or it's not a "wedding"
28. You have to hand address your invitations.
29. Do not have a cash bar.
30. The bride and her family have to pay for the entire wedding.
31. You should never start to plan too soon.
32. You must have a wedding coordinator.
33. Inviting people you haven't seen since they came to my
Christening.
34. You must have "colors".
35. You must have *all* the siblings and their spouses as attendants.
36. Your female attendants must wear matching dresses.
37. Different shades of white will look terrible in the photos.
38. You can't have THAT on your invitations.
39. Be careful not to read too much etiquette advice--you'll go crazy!
40. You must have the ceremony in a church!!!

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Our three rules for a wonderful wedding are :
1. Something or someone will be forgotten.
2. Something or someone will be late.
3. The Brides dress will get dirty.

And finally, Bride & Groom must enjoy their wedding day.

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